And, well, seeing as how I am a pretty big bike nerd, it shouldn't be too surprising to learn that I would find a way to accessorize my new espresso machine with something bike-related.
My new Assos espresso cups! |
I admit to being guilty of both.
However, I have written before about Rapha (both as a tribute to its awesomeness and as part of the list Nomi and I compiled of our "favourite things"), and to those early expressions of enthusiasm (even gushing), I hold. The quality of my Rapha gear--everything from cycling socks to winter cycling jackets to cycling shorts to cycling caps etc.--is beyond reproach, and what I can say is that the items seem to be made by and for people who actually cycle.
Assos, on the other hand, seems to need some serious help, especially when it comes to its women's line. Here are some problems that make my blood boil about Assos's women's items:
1.) "Lady": The guy's line of products are for "Man," but the women's items aren't for women (or womyn if you wanna be seriously feminist), but rather for "Lady." Excuse me while I don my petticoat before I take off for a bike ride on my side saddle.
Phewf...maybe I can fit a condom in that back pocket in case I get lucky out there on a ride. |
Good thing I've got one, teeny pocket for my makeup compact. |
Excuse me while I go for a bike ride...or just go and pole dance for a while. |
I could go cycling...or I could just play with my breasts instead. |
So even though their cycling clothes are of good quality and of a similar price point to Rapha, I buy Rapha every time, and I generally just think of Assos products as the brunt of jokes or the topic of my rants.
But then I brew myself a little cup of espresso and drink it out of the only Assos item I would ever buy, and all is right in my world.
The only thing Assos makes that isn't ASS! |
That is until Rapha starts making espresso cups!
Over and out,
Joy
Today's Ride Stats:
warm up
5 minutes of sprints X2 (with a 3 minute break between each set)
cool down
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